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I may nt always stay in touch, But I care 4 U very much.. 
I may nt prove 2 be D perfect, But I hope D relationship we share it never ends...

Friendship is always a sweet responsibility, never an opportunity.

friendship is a package of feelings.
Nobody can make it.
Nobody can break it.
Nobody can explain it.
Only u & me can feel it...

Student's lyf :--
WHOLE YEAR :---
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DHINK CHIKA DHINK CHIKA
Last 2 days before exam :--
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KHUDA TERI CHOKHAT PE,
BHIKHARI BAN KE AYA Hoon.

Sabke chehre me wo bat nahi hoti.
Thode se andhere se rat nahi hoti.
Zindgi me kuch log bahut pyare hote hai.
Kya kare unhi se hamari mulakat nahi hoti. 

We nvr knw y v lyk sm1 mor than others, Y we respect sm1 more widout reason, 
Y v feel hapy wid their presence Coz Sum relations hv no explanation.!

Romantic sms for your Girlfriend -
meeting u was d sweetest thing dat ever could be...
It was a fantasy or a dream come true..it was d day I met u...
n I promise I'll never let u go..

Anna ka ye nara hai "JAN LOK PAL BILL" lana hai.
AAG ye tab tak nahi bujhegi jab tak sarkar nahi sunegi.

If you’re not using your smile, you’re like a man with a million dollars in the bank and no checkbook.

It’s not that some people have willpower and some don’t. It’s that some people are ready to change and others are not.

Friends are the sunshine of life.

Tanhaiyo me muskurana ishq hai,
ek baat ko sab se chhupana ishq hai,
yu to nind nahi aati hume rat bhar,
magar sote sote jagna or jagte jagte sona ishq hai.

Tere Saath Ke Liye Hazaro Tanhaiya Kurban.Teri Ek Jhalak Ke Liye Hazaro Tasveere Kurban.Tu Saath Ho Aur Kya Chahiya. Teri Ek Hasi Ke Liye Meri Har Khushi Kurban...!!

('-_-') "(~_~)"
.<) (> .<( )>
_/ /_. . _/ /_

Ladkey K saath Ghumte hue Aap Ki Photo Mili Hai.
SMS Bhejte rehna, Warna Photo Ghar Bhej denge

Mila nahi koi dilbar aisa.., Jo hamse dill lagaataa...! Hum to hai diljale our yu hi koi dill nahi jalaata..!

Har ek jazbat ko zuban nahi milti,har ek aarzu ko dua nahi milti,muskan bnaye rakho to duniya hai sath, aansuon ko to aankhon me bhi panah nahi milti.

Shivji= mera Trishul kha h..?
Parvatiji= wo to Ganesha le gya h. 
Shivji= kyu?Parvatiji= are kuch nhi,wo apni grlfrnd k sath Maggi khane gya hai.!!!

Dosti kisi ki riyasat nhi hoti, Mout kisi ki Amant nhi hoti, hmari Adalat me kdm zra soch smjhkr rkhna, yha dosti todne wale ki jmant nhi hoti..

Sorry Kuch Din BEST SMS Nahi kar Saka,
Actully Police Pakar ke le gai thi
1 LADKI k Murder Case Me,
Maine Nahi Mara usko,
Bas I LOVE YOU Bola,
Pagli Khushi se Mar Gayi....

Tu chamm chamm kar ke aai,
Aur chamm chamm kar chale gai.
Me SINDUR ka Diba leke Khade thhe,
Tu RAKHI Bandhha ke Chale gai

A boy looks in a girl's purse in a class

She says its bad manners.
He says its nt.
Girl: Y ?
Boy: Coz members of d same class can access private data.?

Kamaal tere nakhrey,
Kamaal tera style hai,
Baat karne ki tameez nahin
Aur haath main mobile hai?

:: :: Hindi SMS Collection :: ::
College ki galyon main ajeeb khel hota hai...
Class k bahanay dilon ka mail hota hai
Notes ke jagah love sale hota hai...
Iss liye to PAPPU her saal fail hota hai.

Why is a LECTURER greater as compared to a MOTHER?
BECAUSE a mother can put only 1 child to sleep but a lecturercan put whole class to sleep

Khuda n aapko sab kuch diya h height,
health,
good nature, kind heart, smart luk,
style.
Shaayad isi ko kehte h "ALLAH MEHERBAAN TO GADHA PAHALWAN"

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"\','/" :. : :.)?
  !,!,!"""!,!,! *
Jao Gaumata,
jo
jo mujhe msg nahi karte unke mobile par "gobar" kar aao.
GAU MATA KI JAY...

:: :: Best SMS Collection :: ::
lover ke liye maa-baap se jhoot bolte hai. pr lover se kyu nahi....lover se sadi ke liye parents ko 6od sakte hai. parents ke liye lover ko kyu nahi.....lover se puchte hai khana khaya ki nahi pr kya parents se kabhi pucha hai....lover ki 1 kasam se buri aadat 6ut jati hai pr papa ke bar bar kahne pr nahi 6udti. Respect your parents. 

One day Ravan went to a disco.
aur wahan jaakar woh behosh ho gaya .
kyun?
kyun?
bcoz it was written on the gate that “entry fee Rs.1500 per head

Jab koi baat
bigad jaaye,

Jab koi mushkil
Pad jaaye

To

To

To

( '-' ) main kya
<) (> karoo?
_/ /_
Harkate hi tumhari aisi hai. 

Har Koi Pyar K Liye Tadapta He..

Har Koi Pyar K Liye Rota He..

Dost Ye Dosti Sada Kayam Rakhna..

Q Ki Pyar To Sabse Jyada Dosti Me Hi Hota He.

"Luck is not in ur hands, But work is in ur hands"."Ur work can make luck But Luck can't make ur work.." So always trust yourself more Then luck...

Tell me 5 reasons 4 which i'm ur frnd..??

1.

2.

3.

4.

5.

Thappar maru kya..!!;->our frndship is unconditional..aur tum reason khoj rahe ho:-P;-)

Agr Aap
Metric,
Inter,
BA
MBA
BE,
B.ED,
BSC,
MSC,
BBA,
CA,
LLB,
B.Tech,
Ya
PHD
Pass Ho

To Batao ki

"SASURAL" Ko English Me Kya Kehte hai..

Ek jamana tha jab subha subha "KUKRUKU" karke "MURGE" hume jagate the aur ek aj kal ka jamana h "HUME" sms karke "MURGO" ko jagana padta h. gud mrng

Dosti koi khoj Nhi hoti.
Dosti Hr Kisi Se Hr Roj Nhi Hoti.
Apni Life Me Hmari Maujudgi Ko Bewajah Mat Samjhna.
Q Ki Palkein Kbhi Aankhon Pe Bojh Nhi Hoti

"SMS" doston ko itne kiye k Jeet
Jaye SMS ki Race
.
.
.
""Mobile"" bhi unka
Chikh Chikh kar kehne LagE..
(NO SPACE)?
(NO SPACE)?
(NO SPACE)?

Sweet Friends stay in touch this way close to you & your heart always....
•.¸¸.•*´¨`*~.•.¸¸.•*´¨`*•.¸¸.•
O O
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•_!!__!!_•
@>---•friends forever•--<@

Yeh naya injection ---<'_'_'_'_'_']==() khaas unke liye jo SMS nhi krte, iske lagte hi sari knjusi ke keere maar jayege. Jab asar krne lage to reply kr dena.

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Magical sweet sms.
Ye msg aap sirf 4 logo ko send kar sakte ho uske baad send nahi hoga.Try it.:I m also shockd.

The sweetness of chocolate remain in tongue 4 few minutes, but d sweetness of friendship that u have given me will remain in my heart 4ever.